Back story: None. Just read...

Nick: so you been getting hit on by guys a lot lately?
Igine: lol. i dont know?
Igine: rofl
Nick: or "hey baby... wanna come to my place and help me hang this picture on the wall because i cant get the damn thing to be straight so i need like 2 people.. ill give you like $4 for your time and after that i need to go to the store to buy one of those level indicators with the water and the bubble inside it.. it will be cool.. also can i borrow $4?"
Igine: O_O
Nick: i need to use that pickup line on girls

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Back story: I was talking to my friend Dan when i had to keep his spirit up by reminding him about something important. I'll be adding more so check back.

Dan: nick im scared
Me: why?
Dan: im not lookin for fame
Dan: im not lookin for riches
Dan: i jus wanna live my life simple
Dan: jus do wat i luv to do
Dan: im putting everything i hav into this race
Me: just remember.. somewhere out there is a homeless person wondering if that bagel he ate for breakfast was really a bagel or just a very old donut

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Back story: we were talking about different things and Daniel Q asked me this out of no where.

daniel q: Have you ever licked a girls pussy?
daniel q: Rofl
Nick: yes
daniel q: Oh?
Nick: she told me not to but i did it anyway then her mom caught me and took the cat in the other room...